|easter jokes for kids
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: How did the easter eggs leave the highway?
A: They went through the "Eggs-it"
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?
A: He was an "Egg-stra"
Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-cellerated.
Q: Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.
Q: What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?
A: An "Egg-stra terrestial".
Q: Why didn't the egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
Q: What day does an egg hate the most?
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-stressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Eggercise and Hareobics.
Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A: A hare brain.
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the grey hares.
Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending.
Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A: To the re-tail store.
Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A: Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs marks the spot
Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.
Q: A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
A: The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it's always on a sundae!
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Q: Why did the easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: How does Easter end?
A: With the letter R!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has buried his eggs?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A: With hare spray!
Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!