An old man was in the supermarket the other day, pushing his trolley, when he collided with a young man also pushing his trolley.
He said to the young man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young man says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.”
The old man said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young man says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old man said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.