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Signs your family life is stressful

  • "Family get togethers" are sometimes called "group therapy sessions" and involve seeing a psychiatrist. 
  • Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 
  • Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
  • The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 
  • The cat is on Valium. 
  • People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 
  • Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
  • You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated coffee. 
  • The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 
  • No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 
  • Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
  • "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 
  • You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

and last but not least... 

  • Nescafe gives you industrial rates!

 


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